Boring.
Before one climbs on the bike to begin a trainer session, one must loudly proclaim, to no one in particular: "I'm totally about to get my war on!"During particularly strenuous moments, one must yell: "This is a carpet-bombing of stone age proportions!"Afterward, during consumption of chai tea and turkey sandwiches, one must murmur: "I went Sun Tzu all over the hizzouse."
My 2 hour roller sessions have brought to me the new and deeply personalized definition of "penile numbness." Please let the roads re-materialize.
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Before one climbs on the bike to begin a trainer session, one must loudly proclaim, to no one in particular: "I'm totally about to get my war on!"
During particularly strenuous moments, one must yell: "This is a carpet-bombing of stone age proportions!"
Afterward, during consumption of chai tea and turkey sandwiches, one must murmur: "I went Sun Tzu all over the hizzouse."
My 2 hour roller sessions have brought to me the new and deeply personalized definition of "penile numbness." Please let the roads re-materialize.
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