#1 People will pay INSANE amounts for things that say Lance Armstrong or U.S. Postal on them.
#2 The name "Leonard" is best said with a gravely old woman voice, and even better when followed by, "dinner's ready."
#3 A knife can be hours and hours of fun.
#4 Expect to get wierd looks if you try on a camo hat and start yelling like a drill sergeant in a clothing store.
#5 "Then" and "Than" are two different words used in totally different situations.
#6 When thrown in the air, a shoe can be caught on the end of a knife, therefore creating a "Shoeshkabob"
#7 There is a way to anatomically alter your finger to more efficiently use a remote.
#8 It costs a lot to ship a frame to Australia.
#9 Mixed signals are hard to read, because they are unclear.
#10 Jason never deserved L.C.
#11 Cat. is short for Category.
#12 Even so called "broke" people find ways to buy new bikes.
#13 The men selling cell phones in malls don't want to be my friend, no matter how friendly they may seem.
#14 Even Cottage's made of Wattage can burn down on occaision.
#15 When you ask if you can see a particular shoe in a particular size, don't be startled if the clerk at a shoestore says "maybe" and walks away.
#16 If you see some free juice, but don't want to drink it because it's green and opaque, like the color of grass, trust your intuition.
#17 Never trust a man that's 6'3", has lots of tattoos, yet gets so giddy he jumps up and down if he gets a new sticker.
#18 My mountain bike looks awesome with 700c wheels.
#19 The future is made of virtual insanity.
#20 Occaision is spelled "occasion."