What I've learned in the past few weeks.

#1 People will pay INSANE amounts for things that say Lance Armstrong or U.S. Postal on them.

#2 The name "Leonard" is best said with a gravely old woman voice, and even better when followed by, "dinner's ready."

#3 A knife can be hours and hours of fun.

#4 Expect to get wierd looks if you try on a camo hat and start yelling like a drill sergeant in a clothing store.

#5 "Then" and "Than" are two different words used in totally different situations.

#6 When thrown in the air, a shoe can be caught on the end of a knife, therefore creating a "Shoeshkabob"

#7 There is a way to anatomically alter your finger to more efficiently use a remote.

#8 It costs a lot to ship a frame to Australia.

#9 Mixed signals are hard to read, because they are unclear.

#10 Jason never deserved L.C.

#11 Cat. is short for Category.

#12 Even so called "broke" people find ways to buy new bikes.

#13 The men selling cell phones in malls don't want to be my friend, no matter how friendly they may seem.

#14 Even Cottage's made of Wattage can burn down on occaision.

#15 When you ask if you can see a particular shoe in a particular size, don't be startled if the clerk at a shoestore says "maybe" and walks away.

#16 If you see some free juice, but don't want to drink it because it's green and opaque, like the color of grass, trust your intuition.

#17 Never trust a man that's 6'3", has lots of tattoos, yet gets so giddy he jumps up and down if he gets a new sticker.

#18 My mountain bike looks awesome with 700c wheels.

#19 The future is made of virtual insanity.

#20 Occaision is spelled "occasion."