#1 You have no idea what a pain it is to ship a box to Australia.
#2 If someone bets you that you can't eat an entire pie, don't take him up on it.
#3 Obesity is listed under "adventure" in a thesaurus.
#4 Postal workers take their frustrations out on their customers, even if they are frustrated because they don't know how to do their job.
#5 There is such a thing as too much candy.
#6 Whisker River BBQ burgers are detoxifying.
#7 My life be like Ooh Aah.
That's all for now. I feel sick. I'm going to bed.